MISSPELLINGS of my Name
My name gets misspelled quite often. Over the years I have come to find it amusing and I realize it is the price one pays for having a unique name. Here are some of the best misspellings of ‘Bryson Lang’ that I have encountered and endured. (My first name is Stephen so I have included a few of its butcherings as well)
This was on a check from a corporate gig. The bank didn’t seem to notice or care.
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- Literally, the first week I arrived in CA I got a call from Disney to work on a commercial. This was my wardrobe tag and one of the finest examples of my name misspelled.
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- My first Comedy Club performance, in Philadelphia. Welcome to showbiz. I was a “big” hit.
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- My welcome aboard envelope on a cruise ship. “Right this way, Mr. Byron.”
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- Again with the Byron. I feel like if I put “Lord” in front of this one would make it all ok.
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- Brizoz? Brizon? Brinoz? You’re guess is as good as mine.
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- Shorter and simpler. I can accept it.
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- Shorter and simpler. I can accept that too. My sister, Lois, would agree.
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- Like the vowel slogan says…”sometimes Y”. Fortunately, my name on the headshot was correct.
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- And here’s how much we appreciate you.
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- That spelling is fine…on another planet. By the way, I don’t live at this address anymore so don’t all of you go rushing over there to stake out my old apt.
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- “Long” is what “Lang” means in German so technically you aren’t wrong. But you’re still kind of wrong.
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- This is what surfer-dudes call me. They emphasize the second syllable. “bry-SOHN!!”
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- This was a parking spot that was saved for me for a specific gig. Written with such authority.
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- The question marks end up having an extra purpose, as in: “Is this the way he spells it?” Answer: Nope.
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- A creative and unique version.
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- See previous caption.
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- Bracle is so far off it makes me think there was an ether leak a this repair shop.
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- Somebody loves his vowels!
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- This was from a reputable magazine and to be honest, it’s fun to say, “Byrson”. It’s also fun to say, “Illustionist”.
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- The next 6 examples are where they spelled Bryson correctly which was refreshing.
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- My building.
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- My street.
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- My city. I’m the Mayor. Free parking for everyone and right on red.
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- My crest evidently includes throwing stars and a banana.
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- When it’s all over, I will be very disappointed if they don’t get this one right for Pete’s sake.
Category : Extras
